simsgonewrong:

I think even my Sims are surprised with the aliens they birthed

ammits420friendlychillspot:

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

(Source: ammit420)

heart:

DONT EVER SLEEP WITH THE CLOSET DOOR OPEN ITS SO DARK AND UNKNOWN AND SOMETHING WILL SUCK YOU IN
chocolateist:

princess-thot:

Bruh

I’m too materialistic for this kind of bs

deadjosey:

"Tumblr is a loving open minded family”

image

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy