rlaph:

when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is
shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"
haruprince:

pissfreak:

pissfreak:

LOOK AT THIS CHICKEN GO

do u know how much of my dashboard is notes from this post at all hours of the day. do u know how many times every day i see someone reblog it and add “nyoom” to the caption. this is my personal hell. what did i do to deserve this

nyoom

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(Source: superstarsaga)

beckdamisendgame:

theyahooanswers:

Am I gay?

HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN